Amidst the
hand wringing in the mainstream media over Obama’s “limited options”
in Egypt, through whose Suez Canal cruise oil tankers and the
warships of the US Fifth Fleet, the truth is that the entire
debate over democracy promotion in the Arab world and greater
Middle East has been one long, bitterly unfunny joke. The issue
has never been whether the US should promote democracy; it has
been when the US will stop trying to suppress it. The bargains
with tyrants lay a “commitment trap” for Washington, which must
solemnly swear allegiance to each strongman lest others in the
club have second thoughts about holding up their end. The despots,
in turn, assume that the Marines or their equivalents will swoop
in to the rescue if need be. Most, like Ben Ali, are mistaken,
if nothing else because an ambitious underling is often waiting
in the wings. Meanwhile, just as Iranians have not forgotten
the Carter administration’s eleventh-hour loyalty to the Shah
some 32 years later, neither will Pakistanis soon forgive the
US for standing by Gen. Pervez Musharraf.