This fall, a fancy new place opened in Vienna that will give him that level of care for $75 a night.
Called Jill's House, it boasts a swimming pool, gym, music room, art center, suites with bejeweled ceilings that look like outer space and a playground so cool, I'd call it Seven Flags.
There's a ceiling track that snakes from the bed to the bath, so that a guest can be carried, via sling, for bathing.
There's the indoor-outdoor lock system, in case a guest bolts.
Picture cards all over the place let the guests point to food, water or a toilet if they can't articulate a need. The indoor swimming pool, surrounded by Bahamian decor, has water-proof wheelchairs, a ramp, a sling and one lifeguard for every guest.