Instead of distilling multiple times and marketing it as high-end and odorless, this vodka is distilled once to still taste like local potatoes and the marketing is all about local agriculture. Even the bottle is potato shaped.
I thought this read "Agriculture Hero" like "Guitar Hero" and it was going to be about Pepsi figuring out a way to let people remotely manage farms through a gaming interface. .
""New technologies kill old gods and give birth to new gods. That's why agricultural deities were different from hunter-gatherer spirits, why factory hands fantasised about different paradises than peasants and why the revolutionary technologies of the twenty-first century are far more likely to spawn unprecedented religious movements than to revive medieval creeds."
― from "Homo Deus: A Brief History of Tomorrow""
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