On a lighter note: Decades after NASA's Apollo missions, people are having some laughs over transcripts of astronauts' humorous conversations aboard the spacecraft. For all their technological sophistication, the Apollo command module had a relatively primitive system for managing human waste.
How you know you have been to long in xy. The Finnish version.
My favorite is
33. You accept that 80°C in a sauna is chilly, but 20°C outside is freaking hot.
Quite a lot of them are outdated, esp. about opening hours of shops, and one is definitely missing.
Your normal mealtime has shifted to 11am for lunch and 5pm for dinner.
But don't worry, it's a really comfy place here, isnt' it Jose??
I would say a 50% Finn. I do have lunch at 11am, every working day, an 80 degrees sauna indeed is just a warm room. But I will never get used to salmiakki (which is just literally eating a cleaning agent!!) and you can imagine that "silence is fun" is not really MY motto...
True??
22. You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.
No, I don't think I ever will understand that one... Finns are quite future-oriented at two particular times of the year. On the day after Midsummer (see above), they say "Well, it's all downhill from now on" and prepare feverishly for winter, and similarly after December 21st they perk up and start thinking about Midsummer - ignoring the fact that they still have to get through January, February and March before the place becomes inhabitable again...