Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. - Chris Rock
translation without rhetoric: every town has 2 malls a good one and a junk one
I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me. -Jim Carrey
translation without rhetoric: as a kid i was shy, but when I became a freshman no one talked to me because I was a geek