Melbourne's tepid brown river: it's coffee - 0 views
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coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Can't we celebrate something else? Canberra is the political capital and Sydney is the economic capital and Brisbane is the lifestyle capital and Melbourne, we're the capital of brown boiled bean-juice that gives you morning-breath and loosens your stools with colonic laxativity
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And I'd chosen the coffee machine because, as a resident of this city, I felt it was my municipal duty.
