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Following the cancellation of his $7 million Buick endorsement contract, Tiger Woods announced his plan to rescue General Motors from financial ruin.

The latest release of Nintendo Wii received a warm reception this week from gaming enthusiasts during its unveiling.

The reunion tour of the New Kids on the Block has been put on hold as several of the New Kids have committed to taking their children to see the Jonas Brothers.

Following the shoe throwing incident during President Bush s unannounced visit to Baghdad this week, investigators have learned of a possible co-conspirator hidden behind the nearby Baghdad grassy knoll.

Friends and acquaintances of the Jonas family recently learned of the family s adopted fourth brother, 44 year-old Maurice.

Since the 1994 murder of his ex-wife, O.J. Simpson has been searching the world for those responsible.

Organizer s of Cincinnati s World s Largest Office Party grew concerned this week after learning that the actual largest office party in the world has been discovered in Shanghai, China.

New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress graduated with high honors this week from the prestigious Chris Henry University.

After an exhaustive search for a compatible White House pet led by the Obama daughters, the family has selected John McCain s yellow lab Ranger.

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During an initial meeting on the White House lawn with President-Elect Obama, President Bush said if he is needed during the Presidential transition he is committed to being available.

If you haven t purchased an iPhone yet, DON T! Resist the temptation. If you already have one, my condolences and it s time to admit to your friends how much it sucks.

Fox News executives announced this week the cable news network will close its doors until the height of the 2012 Presidential campaign.

Shane Carlson has gambled regularly on WWE wrestling events for over two years.

Members of the U.S. media feel relieved at the end of their long and successful campaign. Media executives, reporters, and writers say their role as the central figure in the national election was a tiring task.

In an ironic twist this week, workers at the Center for Urban Renewal on Sycamore Street in Over-The-Rhine discovered a corpse in the alley behind the building wrapped in a large KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL vinyl banner

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During better economic times Kenny Boyle had dreams of owning three to five bustling pumpkin stands across several Ohio counties.

After 89-year-old Blue Ash resident Edna Jester was arrested this week for keeping a teenage neighbor s football, the Bengals organization hired her to provide ball security instruction.