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George Foreman to appear in first-ever pay-per-view infomerc - 0 views

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    In a landmark deal former heavyweight champion boxer George Foreman signed an agreement to appear in a product infomercial to be telecast via pay-per-view.
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Dallas strip club industry concerned about possible loss of - 0 views

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    he four game suspension of Adam 'Pacman Jones this week came as a blow to Dallas area strip club owners that were counting on the troubled player as a steady revenue stream.
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Oprah to pay everyone s mortgage - 0 views

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    Millions of Americans rejoiced this week after popular TV personality Oprah Winfrey announced plans to pay all future mortgage payments for every home owner in the United States.
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Annual Telemarketer Awards rudely interrupted with attractiv - 0 views

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    The keynote speaker at this year's prestigious Telemarketer Awards ceremony was disrupted by an ill-timed phone call from Citibank
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Tom unhappy with new Facebook design - 0 views

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    Myspace co-founder Tom Anderson along with millions of other Facebook users has expressed frustration with the recent Facebook redesign.
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Fiddle Hero popular among Kentucky gamers - 0 views

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    This week s highly anticipated release of Fiddle Hero is expected to be the most successful launch of a Kentucky targeted video game in history.
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Women gaining weight to fit into trendy plus-size fashions - 0 views

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    As new plus-size clothing lines are rapidly introduced to the market, women across America are gaining weight faster than ever to suitably fill out the plentiful plus-size styles.
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USC to replace Bengals in AFC North - 0 views

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    After a convincing victory over Ohio State last weekend, the University of Southern California was named by NFL officials this week as the replacement for the Cincinnati Bengals in the AFC North division.
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Embarrassing typo spoils Olympic Heroes celebration - 0 views

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    America s Olympic athletes were formally welcomed home this week during a ceremony organized by the U.S. Olympic Committee. Those in attendance noticed an unfortunate spelling error on all printed signage in which the word herpes unintentionally replaced the word heroes.
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Chris Henry changes name to Chad Johnson - 0 views

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    Following the Chad Jonson s widely reported name change to Ocho Cinco, Cincinnati Bengal Wide Receiver Chris Henry announced he has taken steps to legally change his name to Chad Johnson.
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Joel Osteen Purchases Catholicism - 0 views

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    Osteen Ministries announced this week it has finalized a purchase of the entire Catholic religion
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Frito-Lay Announces New Single-Chip Travel Pack - 0 views

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    Long gone are the days of the 100 calorie pack. The future lies with the new Frito Lay Single-Chip Travel Pack
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Obama honors gallant effort of tropical storm Gustav - 0 views

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    Barack Obama led the Democratic Party this week to honor tropical storm Gustav s efforts in nearly destroying the 2008 Republican National Convention.
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Chinese Olympic gymnasts return triumphantly to playpens thr - 0 views

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    Chinese gymnast are looking forward to naptime and juice boxes as they return to their respective day care centers.
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Study indicates car accidents leading cause of dropped cell - 0 views

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    Study results released by The Department of Transportation this week indicate car accidents often result in the additional misfortune of dropped cell phone calls.
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Olsen twin identity stolen by other Olsen twin - 0 views

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    Who s who?
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Neighbors Object to Wal-Mart Space Station - 0 views

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    No longer just relegated to just irritating earth s inhabitants Wal-Mart eye-balls intergalactic domination
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Soldiers reunion with spouse triggers post traumatic stress syndrome - 0 views

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    A disturbingly common disorder affects a local soldier upon his return home
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Green Bay Packer s QB Aaron Rodgers undergoes facial reconstruction surgery - 0 views

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    Still reeling from the loss of The Favre, Packers fans search desperately for ways to ease the pain they feel in the wake of his absence
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Deer decoy badly damaged in crash that caused death of Finneytown couple. - 0 views

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    Little is known as to whether or not the decoy will be fixed or replaced.
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