If you haven t purchased an iPhone yet, DON T! Resist the temptation. If you already have one, my condolences and it s time to admit to your friends how much it sucks.
Yet another automated fiction generator. Pick a few keywords and it creates a story.
My next link will be to the masterpiece it created for me. We can't let work like this be lost to posterity.
Do you know it's Christmas,
A Little after Thanksgiving
And a shade before New Year,
A Day of triumphant light and love,
Love ~ the feeling you and I share, and
Light ~ it has brought to our lives.
This Christmas is very special !
I have been granted my secret wish
I have your lovely company.
Prepare to be freaked out, again. You've seen Pretty girls turn ugly, now try the celebrity version! It won second place in the Best Illusion of the Year Contest, 2012! It's a new scientific finding called the Flashed Face Distortion Effect.
It was a very important day at the show -- Justin Bieber graduated from high school! Ellen had a surprise graduation ceremony all set up for him. Watch the whole event right here.
You know That Guy who orders pizza but doesn't have the money to pay for it. That Guy that steals from his roommate in order to pay for his delivery. That ...
Its Christmas time again
The season of renewal
Love, faith, charity
And all that is beautiful
Chimes greatly in to every heart
Beating in celebrations
Of Spirit, togetherness, and affirmation.
Fast food is an American way of life, but it's almost never fast and one could make an argument it isn't really food either. Now McDonalds is going to redesign their restaurants into hip new hangouts with cool hanging lights, funky graphics, and photos on the walls. Welcome to the new McEpoch, also known as your den.
The people for the ethical treatment of animals have decided that if they get people to start calling fish "sea kittens", people will have trouble telling the difference between their pet cats and the alewives washing up on the beach.
Yeah, that will work. They wrote a children's book for this campaign. One of the characters in it, "Tony the Trout", is said to have pursued a double major in neuroscience and environmental studies. Pity he didn't augment the neuroscience with a little psychiatry. Maybe he'd be able to diagnose the problem ailing the person who came up with this campaign.