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The people for the ethical treatment of animals have decided that if they get people to start calling fish "sea kittens", people will have trouble telling the difference between their pet cats and the alewives washing up on the beach. Yeah, that will work. They wrote a children's book for this campaign. One of the characters in it, "Tony the Trout", is said to have pursued a double major in neuroscience and environmental studies. Pity he didn't augment the neuroscience with a little psychiatry. Maybe he'd be able to diagnose the problem ailing the person who came up with this campaign.

The reunion tour of the New Kids on the Block has been put on hold as several of the New Kids have committed to taking their children to see the Jonas Brothers.

Bless this little heart, this white soul that has won the kiss of heaven for our earth. He loves the light of the sun, he loves the sight of his mother's

Prepare to be freaked out, again. You've seen Pretty girls turn ugly, now try the celebrity version!  It won second place in the Best Illusion of the Year Contest, 2012!  It's a new scientific finding called the Flashed Face Distortion Effect.

Young creates substance which accelerates the decomposition of the plastic 450 years for 3 months

He is coaxed down the stairs with oatmeal and then dives into the bowl from the last step.

Members of the U.S. media feel relieved at the end of their long and successful campaign. Media executives, reporters, and writers say their role as the central figure in the national election was a tiring task.

In an ironic twist this week, workers at the Center for Urban Renewal on Sycamore Street in Over-The-Rhine discovered a corpse in the alley behind the building wrapped in a large KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL vinyl banner

After a convincing victory over Ohio State last weekend, the University of Southern California was named by NFL officials this week as the replacement for the Cincinnati Bengals in the AFC North division.

Long gone are the days of the 100 calorie pack. The future lies with the new Frito Lay Single-Chip Travel Pack

Still reeling from the loss of The Favre, Packers fans search desperately for ways to ease the pain they feel in the wake of his absence

On December 2, 1988 Benazir Bhutto was sworn in as Prime Minister of Pakistan, becoming the first woman to head the government of an Islamic State. In the preceding decade of political struggle, Ms. Bhutto was arrested on numerous occasions; in all she spent nearly 6 years either in prison or under detention for her dedicated leadership of the then opposition Pakistan Peoples Party.

Amigurumi .The creatures with the "X's" for eyes, and bells at the end of their ears are creatures I made up called "Murphles".for more videos check out www.askthecrafter.com

Fox News executives announced this week the cable news network will close its doors until the height of the 2012 Presidential campaign.

America s Olympic athletes were formally welcomed home this week during a ceremony organized by the U.S. Olympic Committee. Those in attendance noticed an unfortunate spelling error on all printed signage in which the word herpes unintentionally replaced the word heroes.

Fast food is an American way of life, but it's almost never fast and one could make an argument it isn't really food either. Now McDonalds is going to redesign their restaurants into hip new hangouts with cool hanging lights, funky graphics, and photos on the walls. Welcome to the new McEpoch, also known as your den.

Illustrating the differences between the various ideologies, while you weigh the merits of becoming a hermit.

SOMALIA - U.S. military officials believe Somali pirates wearing Long John Silvers uniforms evaded Navy Seals this week.  The Navy Seals allowed the suspects to escape after the pirates… | DerfMagazine.com - Cincinnati's funniest entertainment site.