I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft - Bill Gates
I should just change my voice mail greeting to : "Please hang up and text me".
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. - Unknown AKA Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown ;)
I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes]
Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi
It was a very important day at the show -- Justin Bieber graduated from high school! Ellen had a surprise graduation ceremony all set up for him. Watch the whole event right here.
Ellen sent her two favorite pint-sized divas from the UK to check out the cool new attraction at Disneyland -- Cars Land! See all of their fun adventure here
Amigurumi .The creatures with the "X's" for eyes, and bells at the end of their ears are creatures I made up called "Murphles".for more videos check out www.askthecrafter.com
Identical-looking celebrities are everywhere, apparently. This website has an amazing array of celebrity look a likes. Some of them are pretty dead on!
Members of the U.S. media feel relieved at the end of their long and successful campaign. Media executives, reporters, and writers say their role as the central figure in the national election was a tiring task.
In an ironic twist this week, workers at the Center for Urban Renewal on Sycamore Street in Over-The-Rhine discovered a corpse in the alley behind the building wrapped in a large KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL vinyl banner
Inflict your soul shattering angst on others without needing to experience it yourself: a few word selections on one of the forms on this page allows you to create your own mock poetry, that will sound suspiciously like something you heard somebody read at a jam.
We've got a great President. Look at the family! Thats the all-American family. WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 11: (L-R) President Barack Obama, daughter Sasha Obama,