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Client: “I don’t really like that the website has a top and bottom.”Me: “Everything has a top and bottom. That’s how it goes.”Client: “Not true. Circles don’t.” Me: “So you want a circular website?”Client: “Yup! Like a conveyer belt, or ooh! a rolodex. Every time you scroll up past the top, you  get to the bottom. Every time you scroll down past the bottom, you get to the top.”Me: “Then how will we designate the—” Client: “What’s the top and bottom? Good point. If everything is continuous, then there can’t be a top or bottom.”Me: “I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.”Client: “So, what we need is a randomizer!”

Client: “The ‘V’ is too pointy.  Can we get a ‘V’ that isn’t pointy?”Me: “An un-pointy ‘V’ may start to look like a ‘U’…”Client: “We don’t want a ‘U’. We want a ‘V’ that doesn’t have a point.”