It seems like former Vice President Dick Cheney has been on TV more this year than he was the entire eight years he was in office. And that\'s fine, more power to him. But I hope it\'s just a temporary thing, because he\'s got work to do. Out damsels are not going to tie themselves to train-tracks.
We may have elected a black guy President, but this Miss California nonsense proves American still loves white girls. Even I have found myself in actual conversations about Carrie Prejean, and I\'m a high-brow genius who once attended a college. For six years! But, as with most kerfuffles, especially ones involving white girls, this was much ado about bullshit. Last night Jon Stewart tried to slap some sense into us.