Lawyers who spend their workdays preparing privacy-related notices freely admit that scarcely anyone reads them. The yearly privacy updates from banks required by the 1999 Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act are commonly cited as especially useless; no less an authority than Ralph Nader says the mailings are among the biggest wastes of paper in human history."Whenever I am speaking, I ask the audience if anyone has ever made use of one of those forms," says Kirk J. Nahra, an attorney with Wiley Rein in Washington, D.C. "If even one person raises their hand, I am amazed."