The latest Facebook status of my friend made me chuckle: "WARNING! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and tweak your boobs. To change this option, go to Settings > Personal Settings > Bathroom Settings > Boob Tweakage Settings and uncheck the Shenanigans box. Facebook kept this one quiet. Please copy and paste on your status."

"One thing we've recognised over the last several years is the user doesn't care about the company. He cares about his paycheck, his review, his incremental raises," he explained. "A lot of companies claim to have some kind of policies about user behaviour, but given the political correctness of the world, even if you have a policy that says 'Don't do this or you'll pay the piper', generally the piper doesn't get paid."