They spend their lives just hanging out. Hanging around, hanging loose. Nothing's too much bother for a sloth. In fact, they never bother with anything. Do you ever see one in a hurry? Hassled? Harried? Stressed?

No. They are cool. 2 toed or 3 toed, they just take it easy and have a peaceful, beatific smile on their faces. Maybe it's their diet. But if you spent your life being predated on by jaguars and were still just too cool to break a sweat, I'd be impressed.

In this modern, fast-paced, humdrum world that we live in, we should all take a leaf out of the sloth's book. Maybe then we would all have moss growing on us and sleep for 22 hours a day.