Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett isn't one to hold his tongue, especially when it comes to well-paid mediocre quarterbacks, and even when it comes to one of the most respected basketball players in the NBA.
This map measurer from Silva features a metal wheel, digital display, handy belt clip on the back, and detachable lanyard. Measures kilometers, miles and nautical miles, with choice of scale and add/subtract distance function. Given a known speed, it can also calculate how long it will take to cover the rest of the route.