Iowa Rep. Starts Anti-Terrorcoon Militia - 0 views
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Omnipotent Poobah on 16 Feb 10When I heard about Rep. Steve King's life or death struggle against a "crazy raccoon", I thought he'd hit on a good idea - an anti-raccoon militia. Raccoons are crafty bastards. They move at night, defeat all manner of home defenses, and wear tiny burglar masks. Hell, you don't even have to profile them to see how dangerous they are. They may even be Islamic terrorists.