I have an idea, I wrote. I want to write a serialized novel as a Williamsburg wannabe-indie-rocker.
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To make him more real, we gave Gary his own email address. After a few installments of Gary Benchley, Rock Star, letters began to arrive.
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What came next surprised me. Literary agents began to email Gary, telling him he should start turning his column into a novel. A few months after that, editors at publishing houses began to write in as well.
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I wonder if when we look back at this month of iPad if we'll think what an amazing moment to have lived through, or if it will be like some guy with sideburns telling your dad about the reel-to-reel player in his carpeted van.
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There is no such thing as too slow. You can only go too fast."
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Right now is turning out to be everywhere.
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“I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them.
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These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!'
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“I put the robot exclusion protocol on my door. Didn't you see it?”
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Tom's assessment is that these people (let's call them critics) have never shipped anything and therefore can't understand what they're talking about. I'd suggest the opposite is in fact the case: the trouble is that media ships constantly, and therefore becomes inured to the difficulties and delicacies of launching a product of any size or scale.
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And they—meaning editors and producers—managed a release every night, with 12 million users.
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I recently left zineland and did a bunch of freelance work and hooboy do people not know how to ship. A three-year project that yielded only 90-second page load;
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PF: That's the thing, it's like that cocaine / rat stimulus experiment. You find yourself saying, "I'll just listen to this song four or five times." It became really like, "Oooh, I don't want to let that one go. I'm not ready to move on yet." Because you knew you had ten or eleven tunes ahead that were just… The problem is nobody's bad anymore. The production's all really good. It's just there's this overwhelming banality which is just like everything else in culture.
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Consider also Roethke: She moved in circles and those circles moved. The problem is that smooth diameters are now replaced by visions of a row of women exercising themselves upon the ellipticals on the second floor of the Park Slope Y.
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All those dead poets stressed about god and goblins and getting laid should have been born later, into cell phones and science. Send a few flirting text-messages—not even a stanza's-worth—and if you have any game you can meet up at a bar and get your circles moved.
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9/19 — I am launching this site in an unfinished form so that Google might catch on that it is the official site for the book. I am this waving my digital arms, yelling “Look over here! Google! Hey!
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10/3 - I published an explanation of the Gary Benchley hoax on The Morning News. Some people are quite upset, but most are just amused. I also outed myself on Ftrain.com, which feels peculiar as I've never carried an advertisement on the site. Still, if you can't push your own novel on your website then what's the point?
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In those 15 years I've learned that the web has countless ways to say “no,” or to say “meh.” It has fewer ways to say “yes.” Readability looks like a way to say “yes” to people doing hard work—whether they're journalists, essay and fiction writers, publishers, editors, fact-checkers, illustrators, photographers, proofreaders, circulation specialists—or the people who write the checks. The web needs more “yes.” That is why I've thrown my hat into the ring.