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Gary Benchley, Rock Star by Paul Ford - Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists - 1 views

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    81 Reviews on GoodReads
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The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: The Commitments by Gary Benchley - The Morning... - 1 views

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    Part III
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The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: Right Before the Tour by Gary Benchley - The M... - 0 views

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    Part II
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I Am Gary Benchley by Paul Ford - The Morning News - 2 views

  • I have an idea, I wrote. I want to write a serialized novel as a Williamsburg wannabe-indie-rocker.
  • To make him more real, we gave Gary his own email address. After a few installments of Gary Benchley, Rock Star, letters began to arrive.
  • What came next surprised me. Literary agents began to email Gary, telling him he should start turning his column into a novel. A few months after that, editors at publishing houses began to write in as well.
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  • It took about two months to put it all together. Well, holy shit, I thought. That’s not how it happens. Somehow in the writer’s lottery, I had come up with a winning number.
  • And that is the story of how Gary Benchley, Rock Star came to be.
  • Later, the story became something different. I grew fond of Gary Benchley and his bandmates, and I spent less time mocking my protagonist and more time trying to capture that sense of being young, stupid, and in love with New York City that I remembered from my own experiences. Like Gary, I washed up on the East River shore at 22. I was hopeful, wandering through the East Village with friends, staying out all night and talking about how I could make it as a writer. In my book it takes Gary less than a year to get a band together; that’s fiction. It took me eight years to be able to look someone in the eye and tell them I was a writer without feeling like I was lying
  • And so the joke, created after one night’s frustration in Williamsburg, became my first novel (Plume Books, $14). I hope Gary’s fans find that to be a fitting punchline
  • In response, I decided to try to write a book that honors the reader’s faith in Gary Benchley, even if I myself am a reprehensible hoaxster
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The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: The Last Waltz by Gary Benchley - The Morning ... - 0 views

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    August 2003 column
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Parka (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

  • I wonder if when we look back at this month of iPad if we'll think what an amazing moment to have lived through, or if it will be like some guy with sideburns telling your dad about the reel-to-reel player in his carpeted van.
  • There is no such thing as too slow. You can only go too fast."
  • Right now is turning out to be everywhere.
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Why are robots so fascinating? (Ftrain.com) - 1 views

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    That essay, entitled "Why are robots so fascinating?" quickly ballooned to over 300 words, 150 of them "robot." And why not? The mere word "robot" gives me instant glee.
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Robot Exclusion Protocol (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

  • “I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them.
  • These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!'
  • “I put the robot exclusion protocol on my door. Didn't you see it?”
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    "Hi! I'm from Google. I'm a Googlebot! I will not kill you." "I know what you are." "I'm indexing your apartment."
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Real Editors Ship (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

  • Tom's assessment is that these people (let's call them critics) have never shipped anything and therefore can't understand what they're talking about. I'd suggest the opposite is in fact the case: the trouble is that media ships constantly, and therefore becomes inured to the difficulties and delicacies of launching a product of any size or scale.
  • And they—meaning editors and producers—managed a release every night, with 12 million users.
  • I recently left zineland and did a bunch of freelance work and hooboy do people not know how to ship. A three-year project that yielded only 90-second page load;
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  • Editors are really valuable, and, the way things are going, undervalued.
  • Wolfram Alpha is purely about curating data sources and then calculating atop the restructured data.
  • Everything is being knit together in all sorts of ways. User-generated content is still king,
  • "the Barnes & Noble problem."
  • It's just not doing the job;
  • Eventually they had less and less of what I wanted.
  • The web is just too big,
  • It's not anybody's fault. It's a hard, hard problem.
  • Dealing with the glut—and we must deal with this glut, because what is more important than sorting all human endeavor into folders?—will require all manner of editing, writing, commissioning, contextualizing, and searching.
  • The Semantic Web is basically the edited web, for some very nerdy take on editing.
  • And people agree that big orgs, even if they now have content problems, won't hire editors, or enough editors, to manage their content.
  • But to summarize: Good conversation between Taylor and Johnson. Editors ship. There's no place to hire the nerdier ones because the Awl won't set up a job board. That's sad. The web is changing and it needs more editors. Do not dispute me. I love you. Goodbye.
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The Wind Chest (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

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    on Jury Duty and Going to Church
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Meet Paul Ford, the 763 mp3 Guy: He Covered the Waterfront like No Other, from Over 1,0... - 0 views

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    PF: That's the thing, it's like that cocaine / rat stimulus experiment. You find yourself saying, "I'll just listen to this song four or five times." It became really like, "Oooh, I don't want to let that one go. I'm not ready to move on yet." Because you knew you had ten or eleven tunes ahead that were just… The problem is nobody's bad anymore. The production's all really good. It's just there's this overwhelming banality which is just like everything else in culture.
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Ftrain.com (5) - 0 views

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    Facebook page for ftrain
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This Is Just To Say (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

  • Consider also Roethke: She moved in circles and those circles moved. The problem is that smooth diameters are now replaced by visions of a row of women exercising themselves upon the ellipticals on the second floor of the Park Slope Y.
  • All those dead poets stressed about god and goblins and getting laid should have been born later, into cell phones and science. Send a few flirting text-messages—not even a stanza's-worth—and if you have any game you can meet up at a bar and get your circles moved.
Jenn Forager

Gary Benchley, Rock Star, a novel by Paul Ford - 0 views

  • 9/19 — I am launching this site in an unfinished form so that Google might catch on that it is the official site for the book. I am this waving my digital arms, yelling “Look over here! Google! Hey!
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    10/3 - I published an explanation of the Gary Benchley hoax on The Morning News. Some people are quite upset, but most are just amused. I also outed myself on Ftrain.com, which feels peculiar as I've never carried an advertisement on the site. Still, if you can't push your own novel on your website then what's the point?
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Six-Word Reviews of 1,302 SXSW Mp3s by Paul Ford - The Morning News - 1 views

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    In anticipation of the South by Southwest music festival, which begins today in Austin, Texas, more than a thousand acts-almost twice as many as last year-offered an mp3 to showcase their sound. Once again, PAUL FORD listened to them all.
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Notice of an Advisory Relationship (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

  • In those 15 years I've learned that the web has countless ways to say “no,” or to say “meh.” It has fewer ways to say “yes.” Readability looks like a way to say “yes” to people doing hard work—whether they're journalists, essay and fiction writers, publishers, editors, fact-checkers, illustrators, photographers, proofreaders, circulation specialists—or the people who write the checks. The web needs more “yes.” That is why I've thrown my hat into the ring.
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    Readability both re-formats long-form editorial for easier reading (especially on mobile devices) and makes it easy to pay content creators. It's the combination of these two functions that makes it worthy of close study.
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Sadness After the Condiment War (Ftrain.com) - 0 views

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    "My ears are filled with mustard," she said. "You'll have to speak up." "The Condiment War depressed the hell out of me," I said.
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