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    Funny Love Poems

    They think of soulful and serious words of passion, when many people think of love songs. Get more on this affiliated website - Browse this website: the infographic. Long sonnets by Shakespeare or intimate poems by Lord and Browning Byron are the norm for love poetry. However, interesting love poems can be great for a laugh. They may not be passionate, but they do give friends and family something to enjoy.

    A few of the most readily useful funny love songs are limericks. Limericks were only available in Ireland and follow a standard form of five lines and a rhyme scheme of aabba. Listed below are a few limericks published by anonymous authors:

    There used to be an old man of Lyme

    Who married three wives at the same time

    When asked 'Why a third'?

    He answered, 'One's ridiculous!

    And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.'

    There clearly was a young fellow called Hammer

    Whose had an unfortunate stutter

    'The b-bane of my entire life'

    Said h-e, 'Is m-m-my wife

    D-d-d-d-d-d-damn er'!

    She made friends with a new undertaker;

    Her last boyfriend had forsaken her. To discover additional information, consider checking out: privacy.

    But she began to curse

    When he turned up in a hearse.

    She said the next time Ill date a chef!

    There clearly was a young girl named Constance,

    From kids she wouldnt stand any nonsense.

    If her lovers became deft

    She would lead with her left;

    The outcome would not weigh on her mind.

    My love and I are only wed.

    Currently I wish I were dead.

    Fourteen days shes been spending. Eventbrite contains more concerning why to study this enterprise.

    It had been time endless.

    We are thousands of pounds at a negative balance!

    Limericks are fairly easy to write if you can rhyme well, so you may try creating a limerick yourself that includes the name of one's friend or loved one. This is a good way to produce a funny love poem that's personalized. Discover more on our affiliated portfolio - Browse this link: Eventbrite.

    You'll find more info about interesting poems at:

    http://www.love-poems-quotes.info/funny-love-poems.html.

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