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Oprah to pay everyone s mortgage - 0 views

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    Millions of Americans rejoiced this week after popular TV personality Oprah Winfrey announced plans to pay all future mortgage payments for every home owner in the United States.
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Annual Telemarketer Awards rudely interrupted with attractiv - 0 views

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    The keynote speaker at this year's prestigious Telemarketer Awards ceremony was disrupted by an ill-timed phone call from Citibank
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Tom unhappy with new Facebook design - 0 views

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    Myspace co-founder Tom Anderson along with millions of other Facebook users has expressed frustration with the recent Facebook redesign.
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Fiddle Hero popular among Kentucky gamers - 0 views

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    This week s highly anticipated release of Fiddle Hero is expected to be the most successful launch of a Kentucky targeted video game in history.
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Women gaining weight to fit into trendy plus-size fashions - 0 views

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    As new plus-size clothing lines are rapidly introduced to the market, women across America are gaining weight faster than ever to suitably fill out the plentiful plus-size styles.
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Sarah Palin entertains family with mean-spirited Tina Fey impersonation - 0 views

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    DerfMagazine.com - Cincinnati's funniest entertainment site. A humorous online satire magazine about Cincinnati and national events.
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Corpse found wrapped in KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL banner - 0 views

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    In an ironic twist this week, workers at the Center for Urban Renewal on Sycamore Street in Over-The-Rhine discovered a corpse in the alley behind the building wrapped in a large KEEP CINCINNATI BEAUTIFUL vinyl banner
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U.S. Media exhausted from dictating Presidential election - 0 views

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    Members of the U.S. media feel relieved at the end of their long and successful campaign. Media executives, reporters, and writers say their role as the central figure in the national election was a tiring task.
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Adopted Jonas Brother often hidden from public - 0 views

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    Friends and acquaintances of the Jonas family recently learned of the family s adopted fourth brother, 44 year-old Maurice.
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O.J. Simpson s search for real killer confined to smaller ar - 0 views

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    Since the 1994 murder of his ex-wife, O.J. Simpson has been searching the world for those responsible.
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Larger 'World s Largest Office Party discovered in China - 0 views

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    Organizer s of Cincinnati s World s Largest Office Party grew concerned this week after learning that the actual largest office party in the world has been discovered in Shanghai, China.
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Plaxico Burress graduates from Chris Henry University - 0 views

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    New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress graduated with high honors this week from the prestigious Chris Henry University.
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Obama family selects John McCain s puppy as White House dog - 0 views

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    After an exhaustive search for a compatible White House pet led by the Obama daughters, the family has selected John McCain s yellow lab Ranger.
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Bush offers to stick around during transition if necessary - 0 views

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    During an initial meeting on the White House lawn with President-Elect Obama, President Bush said if he is needed during the Presidential transition he is committed to being available.
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8 reasons the iPhone totally sucks - 0 views

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    If you haven t purchased an iPhone yet, DON T! Resist the temptation. If you already have one, my condolences and it s time to admit to your friends how much it sucks.
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Fox News closing operations until 2012 election - 0 views

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    Fox News executives announced this week the cable news network will close its doors until the height of the 2012 Presidential campaign.
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Man Regrets Betting on WWE Wrestling Events - 0 views

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    Shane Carlson has gambled regularly on WWE wrestling events for over two years.
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USC to replace Bengals in AFC North - 0 views

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    After a convincing victory over Ohio State last weekend, the University of Southern California was named by NFL officials this week as the replacement for the Cincinnati Bengals in the AFC North division.
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Embarrassing typo spoils Olympic Heroes celebration - 0 views

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    America s Olympic athletes were formally welcomed home this week during a ceremony organized by the U.S. Olympic Committee. Those in attendance noticed an unfortunate spelling error on all printed signage in which the word herpes unintentionally replaced the word heroes.
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Chris Henry changes name to Chad Johnson - 0 views

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    Following the Chad Jonson s widely reported name change to Ocho Cinco, Cincinnati Bengal Wide Receiver Chris Henry announced he has taken steps to legally change his name to Chad Johnson.
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