I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft - Bill Gates
I should just change my voice mail greeting to : "Please hang up and text me".
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. - Unknown AKA Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown ;)
I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes]
Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi
It was a very important day at the show -- Justin Bieber graduated from high school! Ellen had a surprise graduation ceremony all set up for him. Watch the whole event right here.
Ellen sent her two favorite pint-sized divas from the UK to check out the cool new attraction at Disneyland -- Cars Land! See all of their fun adventure here
Do you understand it when people say "Why you is be hatin' up in this hizzouse?" Of course not, so read this article. All the cool people these days are using slang/ gangsta language to show their supreme coolness.
