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sussane on 04 May 12I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft - Bill Gates I should just change my voice mail greeting to : "Please hang up and text me". I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. - Unknown AKA Anonymous "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown ;) I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes] Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi