Yet another automated fiction generator. Pick a few keywords and it creates a story.
My next link will be to the masterpiece it created for me. We can't let work like this be lost to posterity.
During an initial meeting on the White House lawn with President-Elect Obama, President Bush said if he is needed during the Presidential transition he is committed to being available.
Prepare to be freaked out, again. You've seen Pretty girls turn ugly, now try the celebrity version! It won second place in the Best Illusion of the Year Contest, 2012! It's a new scientific finding called the Flashed Face Distortion Effect.
In a landmark deal former heavyweight champion boxer George Foreman signed an agreement to appear in a product infomercial to be telecast via pay-per-view.
The people for the ethical treatment of animals have decided that if they get people to start calling fish "sea kittens", people will have trouble telling the difference between their pet cats and the alewives washing up on the beach.
Yeah, that will work. They wrote a children's book for this campaign. One of the characters in it, "Tony the Trout", is said to have pursued a double major in neuroscience and environmental studies. Pity he didn't augment the neuroscience with a little psychiatry. Maybe he'd be able to diagnose the problem ailing the person who came up with this campaign.
Do you understand it when people say "Why you is be hatin' up in this hizzouse?" Of course not, so read this article. All the cool people these days are using slang/ gangsta language to show their supreme coolness.