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You know That Guy who orders pizza but doesn't have the money to pay for it. That Guy that steals from his roommate in order to pay for his delivery. That ...

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft - Bill Gates I should just change my voice mail greeting to : "Please hang up and text me". I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. - Unknown AKA Anonymous "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown ;) I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes] Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi

Moving in together is a huge step for any couple. While the guy might worry his Xbox will be replaced with a stack of Oprah magazines, we're stressing about losing all of our privacy. It's not that we don't want to spend every single waking moment together - it's more like we don't want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions.

Satire posted during the Obama campaign.