I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft - Bill Gates
I should just change my voice mail greeting to : "Please hang up and text me".
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. - Unknown AKA Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown ;)
I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes]
Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi
Is there any life after marriage? This site is a funny answer on this question. Enjoy our unique collection of marriage jokes, before after marriage pictures and celebrities photos.
Marriage is a big responsibilty and bring a whole new meaning to life. It has it's own up and downs both of which are equally necessary and adds meaning to life. But, let us see today see the lighter side of marriage, a bit funnier side.