This September 3, 2010 After a violent shakedown from a notorious drug lord nearly kills him, Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roams the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a crooked US Senator to execute a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to run from the cops and an endless stream of assassins. But what they don't know is that Machete is looking for them so he can settle the score.
Ever thought of Jesus helping Kim Kardashian breaking the internet , well that has been made possible by various artists showcasing Jesus as a common man and Jesus doing everyday things & having fun whether it's listening to music , sun bathing, working out at the gym or finishing a marathon.
Check out these hilarious pictures of Jesus just hanging out and doing everyday things like the rest of us. The Titanic pose, the soccer guy, competing in Olympics - it's hard to pick a favorite. It's understandable, you don't want to go to hell. But this is just too funny. Dear Lord have mercy!