On your marks, get set…
Choose your nation and get on those starting blocks in this fantastic doof-only sports bonanza! Take part in the 100m Sprint, the 110m hurdles, Triple Jump and Long Jump!
Flex your muscles for some serious finger bashing fun! Achieve the shortest times, and the longest distances in the jumps to score some truly Olympic scale glory!
…Go!
You can only run when you have flatulence power! So make sure to eat lots of fatty foods first. Also as we all know, running will make you lose weight. Being skinny, you can jump higher and walk faster. Being fat, you'll be able to bash through walls/enemies/barriers/boxes etc.