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Hogwarts

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  • Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:
  • The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
  • I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
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  • I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
  • I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
  • I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
  • I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
  • I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
  • I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
  • I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
  • I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
  • First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
  • It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
  • "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
  • I will not go to class skyclad.
  • I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
  • House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
  • Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
  • I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
  • I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
  • I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
  • In Remembrance to Severus Snape,A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
  • In Remembrance to Dobby,Who was more free and full of love,Than any elf, and most humans.
  • In Remembrance to Hedwig,Harry's first real friend,Who lived and died soaring.
  • Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.
  • Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.
  • No excuses, rule breaking is customary.
  • Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
  • We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.
  • Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.
  • Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
  • You think we're nice? That's cute...
  • Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.
  • Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
  • I can kill you with my brain.
  • Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
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