The things we do for love.
I have only had an official sexually transmitted disease check up once in my life. It was not a willing visit rather a requirement by a new girlfriend who insisted I get a penile " all clear" before we moved on to the next level. I had no sores, no painful discharge and no symptoms of an STD but I did have a hazy past. I was young and adventurous and having me checked for herpes or warts wasn't an entirely crazy concept.