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  #1 Lyons Wood on 02 Sep 13

   

  Each day, it seems like we are living in an increasingly liquid planet. I am not preaching against the evils of alcohol or for a new era of prohibition that will save us from sin and politicians. Following all, water is also a liquid, and it seldom inflicts us with either sin or politicians.
  
  But we do count on almost everything to be excruciatingly straightforward these days, so liquid is the operating method of selection.
  
  No time to eat? Grab a liquid breakfast and run. Why tie a knot in the umbilical chord connecting your bed to your desk? If you can locate a long sufficient straw, just commence slurping as you rise from bed, and smack your lips to the last drop as you whiz out the front door. Bye.
  
  Keep in mind when soap came in bars? Solid bars? Sorry, I guess I am displaying my age. Now everybody makes use of liquid soap. Yesterday I reached for the soap. For other interpretations, you are able to check-out: industry robots. No, wait. I reached for the hand cream. Or was it the soap? But what if it is the hand cream? Soap or hand cream? Which is which?
  
  People utilized to nail siding onto the exterior of their homes. Now they just spray on "liquid siding". It comes in 3 tasty flavors: siding, ceramic and stucco. Yum.
  
  And now they've taken my small vitamin supplement tablets and liquefied them, too.
  
  "Hold on just a minute. How do you know they liquefied the vitamin pills?"
  
  Who said that?
  
  "Are vitamins naturally strong? Or are they naturally liquid?"
  
  Uh. I had to admit that I probably would not recognize a vitamin if I bumped into it in the street .. in which case I have a hunch it may well be as well big to swallow. Say, who is this?
  
  "Exactly where do you think vitamins come from, anyway?"
  
  I usually assumed they came from the back of the corner retailer in a modest town in Indiana, but upon reflection, I suspect they may possibly come from oranges and fish and milk. Who are you?
  
  "Never you feel it is pretty hard to stuff a fish into a difficult, tiny pill?"
  
  I suppose The Voice has a point.
  
  "You drink milk, don't you?"
  
  Yeah, but that is since it is liquid. All of a sudden I recalled my dream from just final week. Get further on tumbshots by visiting our lofty link. Cow soon after cow heading into a factory on a conveyor belt. At very first I even though it was the Annual Bovine Family Reunion, but on the other side of the factory, riding the same conveyor belt, were neatly sealed cartons of milk. Aaargh!
  
  "Squeezed. Like an orange. You drink juice, never you?"
  
  Yeah..but squeezing a cow?
  
  "Just what do you know about liquid?"
  
  I thought true hard. Almost everything comes in a single of 3 states: gas, liquid and strong. Gas is like the politicians when they are speaking. Liquid is like the politicians when they are hard at function attending cocktail receptions. Solid is like statues of politicians.
  
  Every little thing comes in either gas, liquid or strong. That is about all I could keep in mind of my higher school chemistry. That, and how to explode a partially dissected frog. No, wait. That wasn't chemistry class. Dig up supplementary info on TM by visiting our rousing URL. Silly me. Why would we have a partially dissected frog in chemistry class. That was that other class. What was it known as, once again? Oh yes, "property economics".
  
  "Did the frog include vitamins?"
  
  Not any more.
  
  "Do you believe it's less difficult to pack vitamins into a tiny, tough pill or into a drink?"
  
  I suppose it all depends on what kind of explosive you use. I attempted to imagine squeezing a fish into a carton. Discover further on industrial robot manufacturers by going to our prodound article. But fish walking up a conveyor belt seemed just a bit radical .. and even less tasty than freshly squeezed cow. Apart from, I may require to purchase fishing gear to get my milk..er..fish juice from the carton.
  
  "Liquid vitamin supplements are produced only from plant ingredients."
  
  That is it. Keep your cow. Maintain your fish. Maintain your frog..what's left of it. I am going to for a pure liquid life.
  
  My only query now is: Which one particular is the soap, and which a single is the hand cream? And which 1 is my liquid vitamin supplement? I don't want to drink the soap by error.

   

  <div class="cArrow"> </div><div class="cContentInner">Each day, it seems like we are living in an increasingly liquid planet. I am not preaching against the evils of alcohol or for a new era of prohibition that will save us from sin and politicians. Following all, water is also a liquid, and it seldom inflicts us with either sin or politicians. <br /> <br /> But we do count on almost everything to be excruciatingly straightforward these days, so liquid is the operating method of selection. <br /> <br /> No time to eat? Grab a liquid breakfast and run. Why tie a knot in the umbilical chord connecting your bed to your desk? If you can locate a long sufficient straw, just commence slurping as you rise from bed, and smack your lips to the last drop as you whiz out the front door. Bye. <br /> <br /> Keep in mind when soap came in bars? Solid bars? Sorry, I guess I am displaying my age. Now everybody makes use of liquid soap. Yesterday I reached for the soap. For other interpretations, you are able to check-out: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.therobotreport.com/index.php/industrial_robots">industry robots</a>. No, wait. I reached for the hand cream. Or was it the soap? But what if it is the hand cream? Soap or hand cream? Which is which? <br /> <br /> People utilized to nail siding onto the exterior of their homes. Now they just spray on "liquid siding". It comes in 3 tasty flavors: siding, ceramic and stucco. Yum. <br /> <br /> And now they've taken my small vitamin supplement tablets and liquefied them, too. <br /> <br /> "Hold on just a minute. How do you know they liquefied the vitamin pills?" <br /> <br /> Who said that? <br /> <br /> "Are vitamins naturally strong? Or are they naturally liquid?" <br /> <br /> Uh. I had to admit that I probably would not recognize a vitamin if I bumped into it in the street .. in which case I have a hunch it may well be as well big to swallow. Say, who is this? <br /> <br /> "Exactly where do you think vitamins come from, anyway?" <br /> <br /> I usually assumed they came from the back of the corner retailer in a modest town in Indiana, but upon reflection, I suspect they may possibly come from oranges and fish and milk. Who are you? <br /> <br /> "Never you feel it is pretty hard to stuff a fish into a difficult, tiny pill?" <br /> <br /> I suppose The Voice has a point. <br /> <br /> "You drink milk, don't you?" <br /> <br /> Yeah, but that is since it is liquid. All of a sudden I recalled my dream from just final week. Get further on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.therobotreport.com/index.php/industrial_robots">tumbshots</a> by visiting our lofty link. Cow soon after cow heading into a factory on a conveyor belt. At very first I even though it was the Annual Bovine Family Reunion, but on the other side of the factory, riding the same conveyor belt, were neatly sealed cartons of milk. Aaargh! <br /> <br /> "Squeezed. Like an orange. You drink juice, never you?" <br /> <br /> Yeah..but squeezing a cow? <br /> <br /> "Just what do you know about liquid?" <br /> <br /> I thought true hard. Almost everything comes in a single of 3 states: gas, liquid and strong. Gas is like the politicians when they are speaking. Liquid is like the politicians when they are hard at function attending cocktail receptions. Solid is like statues of politicians. <br /> <br /> Every little thing comes in either gas, liquid or strong. That is about all I could keep in mind of my higher school chemistry. That, and how to explode a partially dissected frog. No, wait. That wasn't chemistry class. Dig up supplementary info on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.therobotreport.com/index.php/industrial_robots">TM</a> by visiting our rousing URL. Silly me. Why would we have a partially dissected frog in chemistry class. That was that other class. What was it known as, once again? Oh yes, "property economics". <br /> <br /> "Did the frog include vitamins?" <br /> <br /> Not any more. <br /> <br /> "Do you believe it's less difficult to pack vitamins into a tiny, tough pill or into a drink?" <br /> <br /> I suppose it all depends on what kind of explosive you use. I attempted to imagine squeezing a fish into a carton. Discover further on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.therobotreport.com/index.php/industrial_robots">industrial robot manufacturers</a> by going to our prodound article. But fish walking up a conveyor belt seemed just a bit radical .. and even less tasty than freshly squeezed cow. Apart from, I may require to purchase fishing gear to get my milk..er..fish juice from the carton. <br /> <br /> "Liquid vitamin supplements are produced only from plant ingredients." <br /> <br /> That is it. Keep your cow. Maintain your fish. Maintain your frog..what's left of it. I am going to for a pure liquid life. <br /> <br /> My only query now is: Which one particular is the soap, and which a single is the hand cream? And which 1 is my liquid vitamin supplement? I don't want to drink the soap by error.</div>

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