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    "We have lost a great friend and an alltime desperado.Had phil mickelson blown the masters on partyesonline sunday, as we knew he would, we were planning to induct him on the spot, right there on the 18th green at augusta.

    "We had waived our requirement that to be enshrined, an athlete be retired, or dead, or both.

    "Dan marino, ernie banks, elgin baylor, mary slaney and all the other dhofers really were looking forward to putting mickelson through the initiation, paddling him with a second fiddle.

    "We had phil jacket ready.The dhof jacket is an awful checked pattern, in ashen gray and loser blue, with the distinctive logo, a silhouette of phil mickelson leaning forward, head in hands as his drive hooks into the woods. "

    For what team did willie party dresses for women mays hit his 660th career homer?

    The atlanta hawks apologized yesterday for playing a hiphop song that contains obscenities and other graphic language on"Family night,"According to the associated press.

    The song,"Party up"By rapper dmx, was played over the publicaddress system during a timeout in the second quarter of saturday night game against the boston celtics at philips arena.

    The hawks said their regular sound person was not at the game, and the song was chosen by another member of the game operations staff.

    "We are deeply sorry,"Hawks spokesman arthur triche said in a statement. "We should be held to a higher standard, and on this occasion we dropped the ball.This was an unfortunate mistake that will never happen again. "

    The matter will be addressed internally with those responsible, triche said.

    Hall of famer mike schmidt, getting his feet wet as manager of the phillies rookie league team in clearwater, fla., marveled at the sheer wackiness of the minor league game, recounting opening night, when his Threshers, down 1110, had a man on third with two outs in the bottom of the ninth.

    "The pitcher takes his sign.One pitch, the game over, because he throwing pretty good.He starts to pitch and catches his spike and falls down,"Balking home the tying run, schmidt said in an ap story. "Where is that ever going to happen again in baseball? "

    In canada, a group of sudbury, ontario, hockey players hope they set the guinness record for the"World longest hockey game"After playing for 203 hours over eight days, according to ap.

    The record, as we all know, was 130 hours, 8 minutes, set by a team from moosomin, saskatchewan, which is also in canada.

    The say hey kid, then 42, hit his last homer in 1973 for the new york mets.

    Sunday was the 97th anniversary of an eventful season opener for the new york giants at the polo grounds.The nypd refused to allow its cops to provide security for a"Private enterprise,"So, with the phillies leading 30 in the eighth inning, a lot of giants fans, intending to take a shortcut out of the stadium through the centerfield gates, entered the field of play, tossing seat cushions and other debris.The giants had to forfeit the game.


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