Dear Bird: Thanks for Crapping on My Car… Now How Do I Get It Off? - 0 views
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Aly Grand on 01 Jun 10"Good evening, little birdie! Who me? Oh yeah, well f$%# you, too!" I don't know about you, but coming outside to find out that a bird decided to take a big shit on my car the day after I just washed it is my favorite. And yeah, I'm being sarcastic. That's actually the reason why I own guns.