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  #1 Ashley Andreasen on 22 Nov 13

   

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  <div class="cArrow"> </div><div class="cContentInner">Growing old does have one benefit.. experience. So, I'm continuing here to talk about my vast pool of knowledge. Needless to say my partner can't resist telling me I must clear the pool, but heres the record anyway. <br /> <br /> 1. If you do whatever gets your hands wet, soapy or dirty, your nose WILL itch. <br /> <br /> 2. You will quickly learn all you never wished to know about body part improvements, on the net when you give your email out everywhere. <br /> <br /> 3. A cat doesn't love you. It just allows you to call home with it IF you dog, feed and clean it is cat litter box on an everyday basis. Otherwise, you're history. <br /> <br /> 4. Your Co-Workers, on another hand, DO love you.. At the least as long as you continue to give them good stuff to fairly share when you are not around. <br /> <br /> 5. You are NOT the master of one's destiny. Your mother is. And when you get married, your lady is. <br /> <br /> 6. Life is wonderful. Life hurts.. life is beautiful.. life hurts. Repeat as necessary. <br /> <br /> 7. There is a chip in all cars that keeps them from starting until you stroke the dashboard effectively and sincerely mean it when you say "Come on baby. you can do it." <br /> <br /> 8. Computers will only work properly when you DON'T need them to. <br /> <br /> 9. A kiss is just a, and a is just a smile, but an infant is forever. <br /> <br /> 10. There's no such thing as a cat that will worry you.. except in your mind. <br /> <br /> 11. Nothing is carved in stone.. other than what will happen if you neglect your other half's birthday or anniversary. <br /> <br /> 12. Irrespective of how hard you take to, you will NEVER have the ability to fold laundry in accordance with your spouse's instructions. Get additional resources on the affiliated article directory - Navigate to this web site: <a href="http://www.freeindex.co.uk/profile(anyclean-premium-ltd)_53724.htm" rel="nofollow">any clean</a>. <br /> <br /> 13. Whatever you think will happen, will not.. and whatever you think won't happen, will. <br /> <br /> 14. Love is really a two way street. In case people fancy to discover additional info about <a href="https://plus.google.com/107277376635627418967" rel="nofollow">anyclean</a>, we recommend millions of online resources you might investigate. There may be plenty of leaves before you get somewhere unless you're then and on the highway.CarpetFirst <br /> 78 York Street <br /> London <br /> W1H 1DP <br /> <br /> 020 8099 8444</div>

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