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  #1 Lockhart Sigmon on 27 Nov 13

   

  Traveling can be a humbling experience, especially when you travel to a foreign nation. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.
  
  Travel Jokes
  
  1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has certainly had as well a lot vodka. He stands, walks up to the very first brother and says,
  
  Your mother is a vicious, greedy lady!
  
  The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.
  
  After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
  
  I sleep with your mother whenever I want!
  
  Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.
  
  A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn about and yell,
  
  Dad, go property!
  
  2. Youre at a poor hotel when the bed mint moves.
  
  three. Visi, Vermini, Vomnui I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
  
  4. The Presidents Vacation
  
  George and Laura Bush take a trip to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old higher school boyfriend. Immediately after chatting, they leave the retailer and George says,
  
  Wow, envision if you had married him. Youd be married to a grocery store clerk now rather of the President of the United States.
  
  Laura rolls her eyes and says, No. Id be married to the President of the United States.
  
  five. If you believe anything, you will probably claim to read about site preview. Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi I came, I caught a illness, I ran away.
  
  Usually, just the act of traveling generates more than a handful of funny moments. Get out there and go.

   

  <div class="cArrow"> </div><div class="cContentInner">Traveling can be a humbling experience, especially when you travel to a foreign nation. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes. <br /> <br /> Travel Jokes <br /> <br /> 1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has certainly had as well a lot vodka. He stands, walks up to the very first brother and says, <br /> <br /> Your mother is a vicious, greedy lady! <br /> <br /> The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down. <br /> <br /> After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother, <br /> <br /> I sleep with your mother whenever I want! <br /> <br /> Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off. <br /> <br /> A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn about and yell, <br /> <br /> Dad, go property! <br /> <br /> 2. Youre at a poor hotel when the bed mint moves. <br /> <br /> three. Visi, Vermini, Vomnui I visited, I freaked, I threw up. <br /> <br /> 4. The Presidents Vacation <br /> <br /> George and Laura Bush take a trip to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old higher school boyfriend. Immediately after chatting, they leave the retailer and George says, <br /> <br /> Wow, envision if you had married him. Youd be married to a grocery store clerk now rather of the President of the United States. <br /> <br /> Laura rolls her eyes and says, No. Id be married to the President of the United States. <br /> <br /> five. If you believe anything, you will probably claim to read about <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.funnyandjokes.com/mcdonalds-application-for-employment.html">site preview</a>. Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi I came, I caught a illness, I ran away. <br /> <br /> Usually, just the act of traveling generates more than a handful of funny moments. Get out there and go.</div>

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