The Stupidest 911 Calls | Mobile Phone Blog - 0 views
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Kyle Jackson on 24 Jan 12"911 is like the American emergency number, so it's like 999 but with 88 fewer IQ points. Most people don't realise that the emergency services are incomplete - we have fire, police, ambulance and coast guard, but when people call up to let trained professionals know that they're too stupid to live, there's no Department of Natural Selection to fix the problem. They wouldn't even need weapons, just a truck and a few abandoned old fridges for these idiots to leap into. And if you think that's harsh, it's because you haven't read these stories yet."