MY BEST MIDDLE THICKEST FUCKING BROWNIE PIECE FOLKS. - 0 views

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  #1 anonymous on 01 Aug 13

   

  THIS IS TRUE.
  I HAD TWO
  "GREAT VALUE"
  BRAND
  WHIPPED TOPPING
  CONTAINERS
  IN MY REFRIGERATOR.
  
  OKAY.
  THE FIRST CONTAINER
  WAS FROM
  JUST AFTER FEBRUARY 2013
  just sitting in
  the back of my refrigerator
  over to the right.
  IT HAD
  BEEN 1/4 FULL
  FOR FOREVER NOW.
  
  OKAY.
  I DIDNT
  EVEN HAVE TO CHECK IT
  "IT JUST LOOKS GOOD"
  and
  SO
  I JUST FINISHED IT OFF
  WITH
  MY NEW
  BROWNIES
  WHICH I JUST MADE.
  
  I HAD
  A FEW PIECES
  WITH THIS
  COOL WHIPPED CREAM.
  
  PERFECT.
  
  and
  so WELL!
  
  THE NEWEST
  WHIPPED TOPPING
  HOWEVER.
  
  Hmmm..
  
  "I JUST BOUGHT
  THIS
  WHIPPED CREAM
  LAST FUCKING WEEK."
  
  DATED AUGUST 1. 2013.
  
  IT IS COMPLETELY
  "FROZEN IN TIME"
  DRIED OUT
  FUCKING SOUR FOLKS.
  
  I DID NOT CHECK
  THIS FUCKING
  WHIPPED CREAM AT ALL.
  
  I JUST DUMPED IT
  ONTO MY BROWNIES
  WONDERING
  
  "GEE WHY
  IS THIS SO FUCKING DRY?"
  
  MY BEST MIDDLE
  THICKEST
  FUCKING
  BROWNIE PIECE FOLKS.
  
  I WIPED IT OFF.
  I WANT TO START SCREAMING
  "YOU
  FUCKING HILL-BILLY NIGGAS"
  AS LOUD AS I CAN.
  
  they take all of the credit
  they can
  take all of the blame as well.
  
  I ATE SOME SOUR
  FUCKING WHIPPED CREAM
  O U T ! OF THIS
  and YOU KNOW I DID.
  
  FUCK OFF and DIE.
  
  GO GLOAT
  ON A
  "BAD WORD
  TO THE GOOD WORD"
  IN YOUR MOMMAS ASsS.
  
  ONE HOUR AGO NOW.
  "AT THE TONE
  THE TIME
  IS 5:06 AM."
  THURSDAY MORNING.
  
  YES.
  I TRULY
  I USED TO
  CALL TIME
  and TEMPERATURE.
  
  BUT WHY I NOW WONDER?
  WAS I TOO BROKE
  TO EVEN HAVE
  A
  FUCKING
  CLOCK
  BACK THEN FOLKS?
  
  ASK MY EX WIFE.
  SHE WOULD TELL YOU
  "I THINK WE WERE
  REALLY
  BROKE BACK THEN
  FOR SOME TIME THERE"
  
  OR
  REALLY
  DRUNK TOO NIGGA.
  WE USED TO DRINK
  TO FORGET ALL OF YOU.
  
  I WANT YOU
  TO REMEMBER ME NIGGA.
  
  PAYBACK
  
  
  

  
  

   

   

  <div class="cArrow"> </div><div class="cContentInner"><p>THIS IS TRUE.<br />I HAD TWO <br />"GREAT VALUE"<br />BRAND<br />WHIPPED TOPPING<br />CONTAINERS<br />IN MY REFRIGERATOR.<br /><br />OKAY.<br />THE FIRST CONTAINER<br />WAS FROM<br />JUST AFTER FEBRUARY 2013<br />just sitting in<br />the back of my refrigerator<br />over to the right.<br />IT HAD<br />BEEN 1/4 FULL<br />FOR FOREVER NOW.<br /><br />OKAY.<br />I DIDNT<br />EVEN HAVE TO CHECK IT<br />"IT JUST LOOKS GOOD"<br />and<br />SO<br />I JUST FINISHED IT OFF<br />WITH<br />MY NEW<br />BROWNIES<br />WHICH I JUST MADE.<br /><br />I HAD<br />A FEW PIECES<br />WITH THIS<br />COOL WHIPPED CREAM.<br /><br />PERFECT.<br /><br />and<br />so WELL!<br /><br />THE NEWEST<br />WHIPPED TOPPING<br />HOWEVER.<br /><br />Hmmm..<br /><br />"I JUST BOUGHT<br />THIS<br />WHIPPED CREAM<br />LAST FUCKING WEEK."<br /><br />DATED AUGUST 1. 2013.<br /><br />IT IS COMPLETELY<br />"FROZEN IN TIME"<br />DRIED OUT<br />FUCKING SOUR FOLKS.<br /><br />I DID NOT CHECK<br />THIS FUCKING<br />WHIPPED CREAM AT ALL.<br /><br />I JUST DUMPED IT<br />ONTO MY BROWNIES<br />WONDERING<br /><br />"GEE WHY<br />IS THIS SO FUCKING DRY?"<br /><br />MY BEST MIDDLE<br />THICKEST<br />FUCKING<br />BROWNIE PIECE FOLKS.<br /><br />I WIPED IT OFF.<br />I WANT TO START SCREAMING<br />"YOU<br />FUCKING HILL-BILLY NIGGAS"<br />AS LOUD AS I CAN.<br /><br />they take all of the credit<br />they can<br />take all of the blame as well.<br /><br />I ATE SOME SOUR<br />FUCKING WHIPPED CREAM<br />O U T ! OF THIS<br />and YOU KNOW I DID.<br /><br />FUCK OFF and DIE.<br /><br />GO GLOAT<br />ON A<br />"BAD WORD<br />TO THE GOOD WORD"<br />IN YOUR MOMMAS ASsS.<br /><br />ONE HOUR AGO NOW.<br />"AT THE TONE<br />THE TIME<br />IS 5:06 AM."<br />THURSDAY MORNING.<br /><br />YES.<br />I TRULY<br />I USED TO<br />CALL TIME<br />and TEMPERATURE.<br /><br />BUT WHY I NOW WONDER?<br />WAS I TOO BROKE<br />TO EVEN HAVE<br />A<br />FUCKING<br />CLOCK<br />BACK THEN FOLKS?<br /><br />ASK MY EX WIFE.<br />SHE WOULD TELL YOU<br />"I THINK WE WERE<br />REALLY<br />BROKE BACK THEN<br />FOR SOME TIME THERE"<br /><br />OR<br />REALLY<br />DRUNK TOO NIGGA.<br />WE USED TO DRINK<br />TO FORGET ALL OF YOU.<br /><br />I WANT YOU<br />TO REMEMBER ME NIGGA.<br /><br />PAYBACK<br /><br /><br /></p> <br /> <p> </p></div>

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