Seinfeld and Chris Rock talk about how much material Jerry has assembled for the new act. “I have fifteen minutes of good material after four months,” he tells Rock, who immediately responds with evident respect and even surprise, saying how remarkable that is. All I could think was: Fifteen minutes!? In four months?! All I could think was: Teachers have to go in five days a week and do five shows a day for fifty-five minutes! If Barry Bonds goes up to bat five times in a game, he will likely strike out twice, get walked, maybe single, and probably homer once. And they consider him “one of the greats.” There are no performance enhancing drugs for teachers; there is only the steady work of the master, carefully attaching what might to what does work, then shaving off what does not fit, to eventually produce what is worthy of their name...