Blizzard has been bugging everyone to switch to Battle.net accounts before November 11 and hey, why don't you? It's relatively painless and easy. you even get a unique penguin pet after merging your old WoW account into a Battle.net account. Battle.net accounts are statistically safer anyway, so there's no reason why you shouldn't. Got it?\n
I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft - Bill Gates
I should just change my voice mail greeting to : "Please hang up and text me".
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. - Unknown AKA Anonymous
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous." -Unknown ;)
I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes]
Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi
If you haven t purchased an iPhone yet, DON T! Resist the temptation. If you already have one, my condolences and it s time to admit to your friends how much it sucks.
Do you know it's Christmas,
A Little after Thanksgiving
And a shade before New Year,
A Day of triumphant light and love,
Love ~ the feeling you and I share, and
Light ~ it has brought to our lives.
This Christmas is very special !
I have been granted my secret wish
I have your lovely company.
Inflict your soul shattering angst on others without needing to experience it yourself: a few word selections on one of the forms on this page allows you to create your own mock poetry, that will sound suspiciously like something you heard somebody read at a jam.
Do you understand it when people say "Why you is be hatin' up in this hizzouse?" Of course not, so read this article. All the cool people these days are using slang/ gangsta language to show their supreme coolness.
Hey-o! Whaddaya know? It's October, piggies! My hombres, this is a special month for WoW Gold Pig. October has the BEST FOOD HOLIDAYS EVER! Why, it's National Pork Month. Oh flying pigsticks, YEAH! \n\nThat's why this month, we're gonna have some awesome surprises for you peeps. \n
You know That Guy who orders pizza but doesn't have the money to pay for it. That Guy that steals from his roommate in order to pay for his delivery. That ...
