America s Olympic athletes were formally welcomed home this week during a ceremony organized by the U.S. Olympic Committee. Those in attendance noticed an unfortunate spelling error on all printed signage in which the word herpes unintentionally replaced the word heroes.
Inflict your soul shattering angst on others without needing to experience it yourself: a few word selections on one of the forms on this page allows you to create your own mock poetry, that will sound suspiciously like something you heard somebody read at a jam.