- You can use the photos you shoot for us for your portfolio. - This is a charity event, you can use it as a tax writeoff. - All I’m asking you to do is show up, go click click and that’s it. I’m not going to pay you more for that. - You’re out of our budget. (in reference for wanting to pay only half of what I charge for concert photography) - I’ve got loads of photographer friends that are doing this for free and we just want someone legit to show up and give advice. - We used all the money in the budget to rent the airstrip and pay for the drinks. - I’m an aspiring actress and you’ll be a famous photographer one day for shooting my headshots. - We’re looking for a photographer for a trial. It may perhaps lead to future work. (it never does.) - We’ll be able to pay you in lots of free samples of our product. - We’re looking for an intern that will carry lights, retouch the photos, and work the camera.

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