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Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:
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The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
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I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
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I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
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I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
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I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
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I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
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I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
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I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."
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I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
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I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
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First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
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It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
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"I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
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I will not go to class skyclad.
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I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
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You think we're nice? That's cute...
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Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
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House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
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I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
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I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
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In Remembrance to Severus Snape,A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
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In Remembrance to Dobby,Who was more free and full of love,Than any elf, and most humans.
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In Remembrance to Hedwig,Harry's first real friend,Who lived and died soaring.
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Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.
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Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.
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No excuses, rule breaking is customary.
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Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
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We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.
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Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.
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Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
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I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
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Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.
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Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?
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I can kill you with my brain.
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Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
