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Ruth Howard

Identity Woman » Demand for Web 2.0 suicides increasing - 18 views

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shared by Ruth Howard on 26 Mar 10 - Cached
  • Demand for Web 2.0 suicides increasing Posted on Friday 18 December 2009 I went to the suidicemachine and got this message
  • Tired of your Social Network? Liberate your newbie friends with a Web2.0 suicide! This machine lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and completely do away with your Web2.0 alterego. The machine is just a metaphor for the website which moddr_ is hosting; the belly of the beast where the web2.0 suicide scripts are maintained. Our services currently runs with facebook.com, myspace.com and LinkedIn.com! Commit NOW!
  • ok the FAQ’s get eve better…..
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  • I always get the message “Sorry, Machine is currently busy with killing someone else?”. What does this mean? Our server can only handle a certain amount of suicide scripts running at the same time. Please consider your suicide attempt at a later moment! We are very sorry for the inconvenience and working on expanding our resources. If I kill my online friends, does it mean they’re also dead in real life? No!    What do I need to commit suicide with the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine? A standard webbrowser with Adobe flashplugin and javascript enabled. So, it runs on Windows, Linux and Mac with most of browsers available.    I can’t see my friends being killed, what happened? Probably your flash-plugin is older than version 10? But yikes – you cannot stop the process anymore! Once you entered the login details, the machine is running the suicide script.   
  • Ruth Howard on 26 Mar 10
     
    Hilarious! tired of your socoal networks? Commit web 2.0 suicide!
Philippe Scheimann

How To Perform A Facebook-ectomy - 17 views

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shared by Philippe Scheimann on 16 May 10 - Cached
  • Option #3: You can go to a third party site that specializes in helping people commit "suicide" on Facebook. The two best known sites are "Seppukoo.com" and "The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine".  Facebook attorneys are wallpapering these sites with cease and desist letters right now. The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine is currently down claiming it was hacked and rendered dead in the water. What these sites do, or did, is merely deactivate your account for you. So, they don't make you anymore "dead" than the options above. What's helpful is that they automate notices to all your Facebook friends sending them your last will and testament and forwarding address in Web 2.0 heaven. Seppakoo even puts up a memorial page for you on Facebook where your friends can go for your Facebook wake. Nice, eh?
  • Philippe Scheimann on 16 May 10
     
    useful
Steve Ransom

Simone Back Announces Suicide On Facebook--And None Of Her Friends Help - 49 views

www.huffingtonpost.com/...facebook-suicide_n_804566.html

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shared by Steve Ransom on 06 Jan 11 - No Cached
  • Steve Ransom on 06 Jan 11
     
    "Friends" did nothing.
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