Pirates of the Caribbean
You hardly ever get to pillage, your roomates hate it when you sing sea chanties and you don’t know where to find one of those awesome hats with the big feathers in ‘em.
To top it all off, you think you might be coming down with scurvy. That’s 3 points for the pirates and 1 big healthy point for you. Arrrr!
Go have another orange, then sail the high seas in your very own Pirates poster, matey.