That's the philosophy of the little bundle of joy you play as in Warp, a downloadable game for Xbox 360, PS3 and PC coming from Electronic Arts this winter and on display at Penny Arcade Expo this weekend in Seattle. He's an alien who's been kidnapped by a group of scientists, and he decides that he's not going to be experimented upon. Instead, he sets out to gain back the powers that they stole from him, which first and foremost include his ability to warp.

A new report from the Nielsen research group reveals an interesting gender gap in the way men and women adopt new gadgets. According to the report, 61% of e-reader owners are female, a statistic that's grown steadily from last year. On the other hand, only 43% of tablet owners are women, an interesting divide for two similar classes of device. Ownership of both devices by women appears to be on the rise, as women only accounted for 46% of e-readers and 39% of tablets in late 2010.

The internet ws crawling with Jobs reports last Thursday. Nearly every news aggregator put Apple's new leadership situation ahead of hurricane Irene evacuations. (Though always-classy AOL promoted the 10-year anniversary of Aaliyah's death and some scandalous Blake Lively pictures instead. Finger on the pulse!)

Bizness Apps, the startup that gives small businesses the tools to quickly and easily build mobile apps, launched in October 2010 and has been growing like gangbusters, reaching over 1,000 applications, 10 languages, and over 20 countries in less than 9 months

Steve Jobs' resignation as Apple CEO will spawn some soul-searching on Infinite Loop in the days and weeks ahead, as Apple's 49,000 employees decide exactly where their loyalties lie, according to researchers who study the effects of leadership change on organizations.

Tim Cook has big shoes to fill and he can't do it by just pushing out snazzier versions of the iPhone or iPad.Apple Inc's newly minted CEO needs a revolutionary product to prove he has the chops to succeed Steve Jobs, and that may be a full-on assault on the living room by as early as 2013, analysts and industry experts say.

With just weeks to go before Apple unveils the next iPhone this fall, the iPhone 5 rumors continue to fly fast and furious. Will it have a completely new design with a larger screen or just be a slightly modified version of the iPhone 4 (the iPhone 4S) with enhanced parts and various tweaks? Will there be a smaller, lower-cost iPhone?