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  #1 Bruce Oconnor on 09 Apr 12

   

  You can also ask yourself, what is the sexiest thing I can imagine when I think about my guy? What's the one thing about him that turns me on more than anything else? Picture his body, the way he moves, the size or shape of his body parts or the way he touches you. Then be descriptive of it in your texts in short bursts.
  
  Here's a few sexy dirty text ideas to see these tips in action:
  
  Sexy Text #1:
  
  You: "You looked so sexy in that shirt you had on the other night. I wanted so much to unbutton it and run my fingers all over your chest."
  
  Sexy Text #2:
  
  You: "I'm buying sexy new panties today. Should I get them in red, hot pink or...?"
  
  Sexy Text #3:
  
  You: "Honey, we need a bottle of wine and some cheese for dinner tonight...and while you're at it, get one of those cans of whipped cream. I'm going to use it on you later:)"
  
  See how these texts were short yet very hot? They created vivid sexual images in his mind and made him the center of attention.
  
  This Is Just The Start Of What Kind Of Sexy Texts You Can Send
  
  Hot and sexy texts are made up of words that create vivid sexual images in your guy's mind about all the things you want to do to him or that he likes to do to you that will get him turned on.
  
  Send these kinds of texts to your guy and revel in the response you'll get. It's wicked fun to be able to turn on your guy by sending him hot and sexy texts he can read anytime and anywhere. He'll be totally distracted thinking lusty thoughts about you.
  
  Women wear thongs for many reasons. Apart from being sleazy, women like thongs because you can't see their panty lines. Yes, thongs are gorgeous. Yes, they look sexy on women but they should come with a warning label.
  
  Many gynaecologists in the US have found that yeast infections are common amongst women who wear thongs. A fungus called Candida albicans causes vaginal yeast infections. Although it is not life-threatening, they can be very uncomfortable.
  
  Thongs are harmful because they irritate and inflame the area around the Bartholin's glands, which produce lubricant during intercourse. If the ducts that lead to the glands get hemmed, you could also develop a cyst next to your vagina. Simply put, thongs irritate the vagina and not allowing it enough air or space. Thongs can also cause small lacerations which can invite infections.
  
  Worse, the small string on a thong allows the anus and vagina to be connected with each other. The thong as a link will carry bacteria from the rectum straight to your vagina. Bacteria such as group B Streptococcal disease and E.coli can be passed into both the anus and vagina.
  
  Former top model, Elle Macpherson, was reported in the media to have said:
  
  "Thongs are not only uncomfortable but unsanitary and dangerous. Women who persist in wearing them are risking infection and infertility."
  
  Tips on Thongs:
  
  

  
  
  • Do not wear your thongs 24 hours each day.
    
    
  
  
  • Make sure your thongs are not super-tight.
    
    
  
  
  • Do not wear thongs made of spandex, lycra and nylon.
    
    
  
  
  • Wear only thongs made of cotton.
    
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  <div class="cArrow"> </div><div class="cContentInner">You can also ask yourself, what is the sexiest thing I can imagine when I think about my guy? What's the one thing about him that turns me on more than anything else? Picture his body, the way he moves, the size or shape of his body parts or the way he touches you. Then be descriptive of it in your texts in short bursts.<br /><br /><strong>Here's a few sexy dirty text ideas to see these tips in action:</strong><br /><br /><strong>Sexy Text #1:</strong><br /><br /><strong>You:</strong> "You looked so sexy in that shirt you had on the other night. I wanted so much to unbutton it and run my fingers all over your chest."<br /><br /><strong>Sexy Text #2:</strong><br /><br /><strong>You:</strong> "I'm buying sexy new panties today. Should I get them in red, hot pink or...?"<br /><br /><strong>Sexy Text #3:</strong><br /><br /><strong>You:</strong> "Honey, we need a bottle of wine and some cheese for dinner tonight...and while you're at it, get one of those cans of whipped cream. I'm going to use it on you later:)"<br /><br />See how these texts were short yet very hot? They created vivid sexual images in his mind and made him the center of attention.<br /><br /><strong>This Is Just The Start Of What Kind Of Sexy Texts You Can Send</strong><br /><br />Hot and sexy texts are made up of words that create vivid sexual images in your guy's mind about all the things you want to do to him or that he likes to do to you that will get him turned on.<br /><br />Send these kinds of texts to your guy and revel in the response you'll get. It's wicked fun to be able to turn on your guy by sending him hot and sexy texts he can read anytime and anywhere. He'll be totally distracted thinking lusty thoughts about you.<br /> <br />Women wear thongs for many reasons. Apart from being sleazy, women like thongs because you can't see their panty lines. Yes, thongs are gorgeous. Yes, they look sexy on women but they should come with a warning label.<br /><br />Many gynaecologists in the US have found that yeast infections are common amongst women who wear thongs. A fungus called Candida albicans causes vaginal yeast infections. Although it is not life-threatening, they can be very uncomfortable.<br /><br />Thongs are harmful because they irritate and inflame the area around the Bartholin's glands, which produce lubricant during intercourse. If the ducts that lead to the glands get hemmed, you could also develop a cyst next to your vagina. Simply put, thongs irritate the vagina and not allowing it enough air or space. Thongs can also cause small lacerations which can invite infections.<br /><br />Worse, the small string on a thong allows the anus and vagina to be connected with each other. The thong as a link will carry bacteria from the rectum straight to your vagina. Bacteria such as group B Streptococcal disease and E.coli can be passed into both the anus and vagina.<br /><br />Former top model, Elle Macpherson, was reported in the media to have said:<br /><br />"Thongs are not only uncomfortable but unsanitary and dangerous. Women who persist in wearing them are risking infection and infertility."<br /><br /><strong>Tips on Thongs</strong>:<br /><br /><ul><br /><li>Do not wear your thongs 24 hours each day.<br /><br /></li><br /><li>Make sure your thongs are not super-tight.<br /><br /></li><br /><li>Do not wear thongs made of spandex, lycra and nylon.<br /><br /></li><br /><li>Wear only thongs made of cotton.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/sexy-costumes.html" rel="nofollow">www.ooh-lala.co.uk</a>, <a href="http://www.ooh-lala.co.uk/" rel="nofollow">www.ooh-lala.co.uk</a></li></ul></div>

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