This is a truly *hilarious* piece about the humiliating world of applying to grad schools. Grab your Starbucks smock and your sense of doom for this one (Something Awful [Bob], February 14 2007).
Classic: "Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls? Well now avoid the confrontation with our glorious Douche Card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved."
Happy valentines day. This series of charts and graphs by Joel A. Friesen is a great way for a geek to convince their sweetie just how much they love the person.
Get your terms straight with this delightful chart that tells you the difference between a geek, a nerd or a dork (Militant Geek Custom Shirts, December 21 2006).
I know it's off-topic, but this article is too damned funny to pass up. The growing spider menace *is* a big deal in today's methanphetamine-fueled world (The Onion, January 30 2007).
Tagline: "A Special Message From Santa Claus." The Onion shares a very special holiday message from Santa Claus (The Onion [Santa Claus], December 12 2006).
Tagline: "America marks three and a half years of winning in Iraq, and nearly 3,000 victory deaths." Another droll article from the folks at the Onion (The Onion, December 18 2006).
"I use [this blog] to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math." An awesome blog by Jessica Hagy that showcases what it would look like to apply PowerPoint ideals to philosophical/life concepts.
The first and only treatment for dysphoric social attention consumption deficit anxiety disorder... That's right, shopaholics. A great (and very slick) parody site.
Tagline: "Ready for a real relationship? Ditch the pretty boys and grab yourself a geek." A mainstream article urging buxom bimbos to date geeks. I provide it here as a public service (NY Daily News [Tracey Lomrantz], June 9 2005).
Tagline: "A One Page Satire of Second Life". This is an *excellent* rip on the popular on-line world. "Fornicate with your actual genitals". Priceless.
This has to be *the* best mobile phone review I have ever read. The prose is downright hilarious and perfectly captures the issues that I have with most mobile phones. Hilarious (Guardian [Charlie Brooker], March 5 2007).